Job Description

One of these days I was reading A.S.R.[1] and I found a great way to describe my job:

> So, what do *you* do for a living?
I sit in a chair, pressing small plastic rectangles with my fingers while peering at many tiny, colored dots.
- Peter Manders

[1] - alt.sysadmin.recovery (very nice group where grammar rules still apply, and people are cool)